The year of being normal

How the most expensive pizza of my life resulted in delayed gratzification

Eight Madmen, the biggest asshole in Ohio and one very normal guy

How to get your very own Madman nickname

Normal guys walk with pretty girls who giggle

A word from my sponsor

Shoemaker's kid

Tales of the Madman Underground

"Don't be an asshole," explained in easy-to-understand terms

Cussing a blue streak does not work on goddam ghoul bastards

I was a third-grade Communist

Two stooges short of an act

An afternoon down the toilet

In their backseat or at McDonald's, the Madmen sleep tonight

That, son, was the Lone Madman

The value of anything

Tonto joins the All-Faggot Midnight Softball League

Tales the Madmen never tell

Love, waffles, Capitalism, Scooby-Doo, and a grave in the rain

You can't throw away a great deal like that

How many Madman stories ever made any sense?

Paradise lost, bedshitter found, Paradise regained

Water under the bridge, letting the cat out of the bag, everyone's beautiful naked, and several other clichš

The long end of the stick isn't so hot either

A completely normal Monday, if you happen to be a Madman

How Uncle Al became my favorite Hollering Asshole, and vice versa

I love the McDonald's crowd, I always feel like I'm coming home here./